Best Outdoor Junk Removal in MO & IL, From Playsets to Patio Piles, We Haul It All

Missouri & Illinois Homeowners Trust MrJunk® for Complete Outdoor Junk Hauling Services

Is your backyard more “dump zone” than “zen zone”? From rusty grills that haven’t seen a decent burger since the Obama administration to leftover Halloween decorations that are basically composting themselves, if it’s outdoors and you don’t want it—we’ll take it.

We get it.

Your outdoor space was supposed to be your sanctuary. Instead, it’s become a graveyard for good intentions and impulse purchases. That trampoline the kids used twice before discovering video games. The hot tub that turned into the world’s most expensive planter. The patio furniture that’s now more rust than furniture.

Whether you just bought a fixer-upper in Columbia and discovered the previous owner’s entire outdoor life story scattered across three acres, inherited a vacation home at Lake Ozarks where the deck furniture has achieved historical landmark status, or you’re finally ready to admit that inflatable Santa has seen better days, MrJunk® is here to help.

Point to it. We’ll make it disappear. We serve over 100 communities in Missouri and Illinois, especially those where weeds have overtaken the junk pile and your HOA is starting to send those passive-aggressive letters.

If Your Backyard Became a Junk Museum (We Fix It)

Let’s be honest about how outdoor spaces turn into storage nightmares. It starts innocent enough—you stick that broken lawn mower “temporarily” behind the shed. Then the patio umbrella that won’t stay up anymore joins it. Before you know it, your backyard looks like a home improvement store exploded and nobody bothered to clean up.

Here’s the thing: outdoor junk removal isn’t just about making your yard pretty again (though your neighbors will definitely appreciate that). It’s about reclaiming usable space so you can actually enjoy being outside instead of playing obstacle course every time you want to check the mail.

Since 2005, we’ve been the crew that Missouri and Illinois homeowners call when their outdoor spaces need serious intervention. From Columbia cul-de-sacs where garages have overflowed into backyards, to Lake Ozarks properties where “rustic charm” has crossed the line into “health hazard,” we’ve seen it all. And we’ve hauled it all away too.

What makes us different? We don’t just toss everything in a truck and drive to the nearest landfill like some fly-by-night haulers. We sort, we recycle, we donate what’s still good, and we dispose of everything else responsibly. Because keeping Missouri and Illinois cleaner and greener isn’t just our tagline—it’s how we actually operate.

Outdoor Items MrJunk® Will Remove (Because Someone Has To)

Here’s the reality check: if it’s been sitting outside for more than two seasons and you haven’t touched it, it’s probably not coming back into your life. We remove all the outdoor items that homeowners accumulate, from the obviously broken to the “maybe I’ll fix it someday” pile that’s been growing since your last birthday.

Above-Ground Pool Disposal

Remember when that above-ground pool was going to be your backyard oasis? Now it’s more like a giant mosquito breeding ground with a side of algae farming. We disassemble and haul away leaky liners, bent walls, rusty ladders, and that pump system that sounds like a diesel engine with emphysema. No waterlogged nightmares left behind.

The best part? We handle all the heavy lifting and disposal, so you don’t have to figure out how to fit a 15-foot pool wall in your Honda Civic. (Yes, someone actually asked us that once.)

Kitchen, BBQ & Grill Disposal

That grill was supposed to make you the neighborhood pitmaster. Instead, it’s become a rusty monument to your ambitious summer plans. Broken propane grills, crusty smokers that haven’t been cleaned since the Clinton administration, and half-melted patio cooktops—we’ve seen it all and unfortunately, we smell like it too.

From basic charcoal grills that gave up the ghost to elaborate outdoor kitchen setups that require a crane to remove, we handle the full spectrum of backyard cooking equipment disposal. And yes, we’ve removed outdoor pizza ovens that were used exactly once for a housewarming party in 2019.

Deck & Fencing Removal

Whether it’s a rickety DIY deck that’s become a safety hazard or a privacy fence you can see through better than a window, we remove it all—splinter-free and without judgment about your carpentry skills.

Deck removal is serious business. Those things are heavier than they look and attached to your house in ways that require actual knowledge to dismantle safely. We bring the right tools, the right experience, and the right insurance coverage to handle everything from simple teardowns to complete deck and railing removal projects.

Fun fact: We’ve removed more “weekend warrior” deck projects than we can count. No shame in calling the professionals when your ambitious Saturday project turns into a three-month eyesore.

Hot Tub & Spa Removal

They were supposed to be relaxing. Instead, they’re just heavy, moldy regrets taking up prime real estate in your backyard. We bring the muscle (and sometimes the saw) to remove hot tubs, spas, and those inflatable versions that deflated two summers ago but somehow never made it to the curb.

Hot tub removal is an art form. These things weigh as much as a small car when they’re empty, and most of them haven’t been moved since the day they were installed. We handle everything from basic teardown to complete electrical disconnection and disposal of all the parts and pieces.

In Lake Ozarks, we’ve hauled spa tubs out of vacation homes where they’d been sitting unused for so long, they’d become seasonal housing for local wildlife. Not exactly the spa experience anyone was hoping for.

Lawn Equipment Disposal

Dead mowers, broken weed whackers, that edger you promised to fix three years ago—yes, it’s finally time to admit defeat. We remove all types of lawn and garden equipment, from push mowers that haven’t started since Bush was president (the first one) to riding mowers that are now more rust than machine.

The truth is, sometimes fixing old lawn equipment costs more than buying new. We handle the disposal of everything from basic hand tools to commercial-grade equipment, and we make sure everything gets recycled properly instead of sitting in your garage until the end of time.

Real talk: If you’re storing more broken lawn equipment than working lawn equipment, it might be time to call us.

Patio Furniture Disposal

From faded wicker chairs that look like they survived a hurricane to rusted-out loveseats that haven’t been comfortable since the day you bought them, your deck deserves better. So do your guests who’ve been politely sitting on furniture that should have been retired years ago.

We remove all types of outdoor furniture—metal, plastic, wood, wicker, and those mysterious composite materials that were supposed to last forever but started falling apart after one winter. Whether it’s a single broken chair or a complete patio set that’s seen better decades, we handle it all.

In Columbia, we once removed a patio dining set that was so sun-faded, the original color was a complete mystery. The homeowner said it might have been red. Or blue. Possibly green. We called it “vintage beige” and hauled it away with dignity.

Shed & Storage Removal

We take down and haul away backyard sheds, no matter how DIY they were built—or how many wasps have taken up residence inside. From basic storage sheds to elaborate workshop buildings, we handle complete teardown and removal of structures that have outlived their usefulness.

Shed removal requires more than just muscle. We assess structural safety, disconnect any electrical or plumbing, and dismantle everything in a way that won’t damage your property or leave you with a pile of splinters to deal with later.

Word of warning: If you haven’t opened your shed in over a year, prepare yourself for whatever ecosystem has developed inside. We’ve found everything from raccoon families to mushroom farms growing in abandoned storage buildings.

Fountain & Pond Removal

Not so serene anymore? Whether it’s cracked, leaking, or mosquito-infested, we’ll haul off your yard water feature and restore your lawn to dry land. From simple birdbaths to elaborate koi pond systems, we handle complete removal and cleanup.

Water features seemed like such a good idea at the time. Then maintenance reality set in, and suddenly your peaceful fountain sounds more like a broken garbage disposal. We remove pumps, liners, decorative rocks, and all the plumbing that came with your aquatic dreams.

The bonus? No more standing water means no more mosquito conventions in your backyard.

Holiday Decorations Disposal

Inflatables, busted light strings, creepy animatronics that stopped moving but kept making noise—it’s not Christmas in July if it’s still scattered across your lawn in May. We remove seasonal decorations that have outstayed their welcome, whether they’re broken, faded, or just too embarrassing to store for another year.

Holiday decoration removal is a year-round business. We’ve picked up Halloween displays in March, Christmas lights in August, and Easter decorations that somehow survived until Thanksgiving. No judgment here—life gets busy, and sometimes the inflatable reindeer becomes a permanent yard fixture.

Pro tip: If your neighbors can identify your holiday decorations from three seasons ago, it’s probably time to call us.

Solar Panels Removal

We safely remove damaged, outdated, or abandoned solar panels—even the mounting systems. Whether they’re broken from storm damage, outdated technology, or just part of a system that never worked as promised, we handle complete removal and proper disposal.

Solar panel removal requires specific knowledge and safety equipment. These aren’t DIY projects, especially when they’re mounted on roofs or involve electrical connections. We bring the right tools and expertise to handle everything safely and legally.

Eco-friendly disposal? That was the original plan, right? We make sure old solar equipment gets recycled properly instead of ending up in landfills.

Playset & Swing Set Removal

They had their fun—kids grew up, moved out, and those elaborate backyard playsets became monuments to childhood memories and splinter hazards. We’ll clear the space so you can use your yard for adult activities, like complaining about the neighbor’s dog.

Playset removal is more complex than it looks. These things are built to withstand hurricanes and hyperactive children, which means they’re anchored deep and built strong. We handle complete disassembly and removal, including all the hardware, safety equipment, and that sandbox that’s become a cat bathroom.

In Alton, we removed a playset so elaborate it had its own zip code. The homeowner said their kids used it for exactly one summer before discovering Xbox Live. Now that’s what we call expensive babysitting.

Trampoline Removal

Bent frames, torn mats, and mystery stains that could be anything from tree sap to evidence of that party your teenager threw when you were out of town. If you’re done bouncing, we’ll bounce it out of your yard for good.

Trampolines are deceptively heavy and surprisingly sharp when they’re falling apart. We disassemble everything safely and haul away all the pieces, including those springs that have a tendency to launch themselves across the yard during removal.

Safety note: Broken trampolines aren’t just eyesores—they’re liability issues waiting to happen. Better to remove them before someone gets hurt trying to jump on equipment that should have been retired years ago.

Sauna & Cold Plunge Removal

Home wellness trends don’t last forever. We remove everything from cedar barrel saunas to home ice tubs, along with all the electrical and plumbing that came with your brief flirtation with at-home spa life.

The wellness industry convinced a lot of people that backyard saunas were the secret to happiness. Reality check: they require maintenance, time, and dedication that most people don’t have. When your relaxation equipment becomes a source of stress, it’s time for it to go.

We’ve removed saunas that were used twice and cold plunge tubs that became expensive planters. No judgment—we’re just here to clear the space for whatever your next hobby becomes.

Fence Removal

Chain-link, wood, vinyl—if it’s falling down, leaning over, or just making your property look like a prison yard, we’ll take it down and haul it away. Complete fence removal includes posts, panels, gates, and all the hardware that seemed so permanent when it was installed.

Fence removal is labor-intensive work that requires the right tools and technique. Those posts are set deeper than you think, and removing them without damaging your landscaping takes skill and experience.

Real experience: We’ve removed fences that were older than some of our crew members. Some of those vintage chain-link installations were built to survive nuclear winter, which makes removal… interesting.

Dumpster Overflow Cleanups

Trash piling up around your bins because the regular pickup can’t handle your volume? HOA sending those politely threatening letters about your “excessive waste storage”? Our team makes overflow problems disappear—fast.

Sometimes regular trash service just isn’t enough for major cleanouts, renovations, or life transitions. We handle the overflow pickup that keeps you in good standing with your waste management company and your neighbors who are tired of looking at trash bags on your lawn.

This is especially common in Columbia during student move-out season and in Lake Ozarks during spring cabin opening. We’ve become the unofficial overflow solution for homeowners who underestimated their cleanup projects.

How The MrJunk® Outdoor Item Disposal Process Works

Here’s the thing about outdoor junk removal—it’s not just about loading stuff in a truck. Outdoor items come with unique challenges: they’re weathered, they’re often stuck or grown into the ground, and sometimes they’ve become habitat for local wildlife that wasn’t part of the original purchase.

Step 1: We Show Up (On Time, What a Concept)

Our crew arrives when we say we will, in clearly marked trucks, wearing uniforms that identify us as the professionals your neighbors hoped you’d hired. We assess what needs to go, what special equipment we’ll need, and whether we need to negotiate with any wasps that have claimed territorial rights.

Step 2: We Give You a Real Estimate

No surprises, no hidden fees, no “oh, we didn’t realize this item would be extra” nonsense. We look at everything, factor in the complexity of removal, disposal fees, and any special handling requirements, then give you a price that won’t change when the work is done.

Step 3: We Handle All the Heavy Lifting (Literally)

You point, we remove. Our team brings the tools, equipment, and muscle needed to safely remove outdoor items without damaging your property, your landscaping, or our backs. We protect surrounding areas, handle disassembly when needed, and clean up after ourselves.

Step 4: We Dispose of Everything Responsibly

This is where we’re different from haulers who just dump everything at the nearest landfill. We sort items for recycling, donation, or proper disposal. Metal gets recycled, usable items go to local charities, and everything else gets disposed of through licensed facilities.

Environmental responsibility isn’t just marketing speak for us—it’s how we actually operate.

What It Costs To Remove Items Outside Your Property (We Explain Upfront)

Let’s talk money like normal people do. Outdoor junk removal pricing depends on several factors: what needs to go, how hard it is to remove, and what we have to do with it afterward.

Here’s the deal with outdoor removal pricing:

Some items are straightforward—a few patio chairs, some garden tools, basic stuff that loads easily. Others require special equipment, multiple crew members, or careful disassembly. A hot tub removal is going to cost more than hauling away some old lawn furniture, and we’ll tell you that upfront.

We factor in disposal fees (because recycling and responsible disposal cost money), labor time (because some removals take longer than others), and any special requirements your situation might have. What we don’t do is quote you one price and then add mysterious fees when the work is done.

The bottom line: Professional outdoor junk removal costs less than most people think, especially when you factor in your time, the equipment rental you’d need, and the disposal fees you’d pay anyway. Plus, we handle all the logistics while you do literally anything else with your day.

The MrJunk® Coverage Area (Because Local Matters)

We proudly serve Missouri and Illinois communities where outdoor junk accumulation is practically a seasonal sport. Our licensed crews know the local disposal regulations, recycling facilities, and donation centers in each area we serve.

Columbia, Missouri & Surrounding Areas

Led by Dax, our Columbia crew handles everything from downtown properties where outdoor space is premium real estate to rural Boone County homes where “outdoor storage” sometimes means “scattered across several acres.” We know the local regulations, the best donation centers, and how to navigate everything from campus-area apartments to sprawling suburban developments.

Lake Ozarks Region

With Chris leading our Lake region operations, we serve vacation properties, permanent residences, and everything in between throughout the Lake of the Ozarks area. We’ve hauled everything from basic cabin cleanouts to elaborate lakefront property transformations, and we understand the unique challenges of waterfront properties.

Alton, Illinois & St. Louis Metro

Trevor and our Illinois crew serve the Metro East and St. Louis regions, handling outdoor removals from urban properties to rural settings throughout Madison County and beyond. We know the Illinois disposal regulations and recycling options, plus we’re familiar with the unique challenges of both historic properties and newer developments.

Every region has its quirks: In Lake Ozarks, we’ve hauled patio sets out of the woods behind cabins where previous owners apparently dragged furniture as far from the house as possible before giving up. In Alton, trampoline removals are practically a neighborhood sport, and we never lose. In Columbia, we’ve learned that college town properties accumulate outdoor items faster than anywhere else, especially during move-in and move-out seasons.

Questions People Actually Ask Us About Outdoor Item Removal

Do you remove items that are partially buried or grown into the ground?

Yep. We’ve removed fence posts that were set in concrete during the Carter administration and patio stones that have become one with the earth. We bring the tools and know-how to extract items that have achieved permanent resident status in your yard.

What about items that are really big or awkward to move?

That’s literally why we exist. Hot tubs, playsets, large sheds—these aren’t DIY projects for most people. We bring the equipment, the crew size, and the experience to handle oversized outdoor items safely and efficiently.

Can you work around my landscaping?

Absolutely. We’re not here to destroy your yard in the process of cleaning it up. We use protective coverings, plan our routes carefully, and take extra care around plants, lawns, and other landscaping that you want to keep.

Do you handle items with electrical or plumbing connections?

Yes, but we do it right. Items like hot tubs, outdoor lighting, or irrigation systems get properly disconnected before removal. We’re not going to yank something out and leave you with exposed wires or broken pipes to deal with.

What if I have items I want to donate but others that need disposal?

We handle sorting as part of our service. Items in good condition go to local charities, recyclable materials go to appropriate facilities, and everything else gets disposed of responsibly. You don’t have to sort everything yourself—that’s our job.

Can you remove items during bad weather?

Weather happens, especially in Missouri and Illinois. We work year-round and handle most weather conditions, though safety comes first. If conditions are unsafe for removal, we’ll reschedule rather than risk injury or property damage.

Do you provide same-day service for outdoor removals?

Often, yes. If you call in the morning with an outdoor cleanup emergency (like an HOA deadline or surprise property showing), we can usually get a crew out the same day. Call or text us and we’ll let you know what’s possible.

What about items that are partially broken or falling apart?

That describes most of the outdoor items we remove. We’re equipped to handle things that are rusty, rotted, broken, or structurally unsound. In fact, that’s our specialty—removing the stuff that’s too far gone to be worth fixing.

Why Choose MrJunk® for Your Outdoor Cleanup

After nearly 20 years in business, we’ve learned that outdoor junk removal is about more than just hauling stuff away. It’s about helping homeowners reclaim their outdoor spaces so they can actually enjoy them instead of navigating around broken equipment and forgotten projects.

Here’s what sets us apart:

We’re locally owned and operated in every area we serve. That means we live in these communities, we understand local regulations and disposal options, and our reputation depends on doing right by our neighbors.

We’re licensed and insured with background-checked crews who show up in clearly marked trucks and professional uniforms. You’ll know who’s on your property and why they’re there.

We handle the entire process from initial assessment to final cleanup. You don’t coordinate multiple services, rent equipment, or figure out disposal logistics. We handle all of it while you do literally anything else with your time.

We’re environmentally responsible because keeping Missouri and Illinois cleaner and greener isn’t just marketing—it’s how we actually operate. We recycle what we can, donate what’s still useful, and dispose of everything else through licensed facilities.

We’ve been featured on A&E’s “Hoarders” and various local media outlets, but our best advertising is still word-of-mouth recommendations from satisfied customers who’ve gotten their outdoor spaces back.

Ready to Reclaim Your Outdoor Living Space?

Whether your backyard cleanup is as simple as hauling away some old patio furniture or as complex as removing an entire outdoor kitchen that never quite worked out, whether you’re dealing with storm damage cleanup or just finally admitting that the kids have outgrown the playset, we’re here to help.

Here’s the thing: professional outdoor junk removal costs less than most people think, especially when you factor in your time, the equipment you’d need to rent, and the disposal fees you’d pay anyway. Plus, we handle all the logistics, heavy lifting, and cleanup while you focus on planning what you’ll actually do with your reclaimed outdoor space.

If it’s outside and you’re tired of looking at it, we’re your crew. From Columbia cul-de-sacs to Lake Ozarks waterfront properties to Alton neighborhoods where outdoor storage has gotten out of hand, we handle outdoor cleanups with the same professional approach that’s made us Missouri and Illinois’s trusted choice since 2005.

Call or text us for a free estimate:

Columbia & Lake Ozarks: (573) 886-JUNK (5865)

Alton & St. Louis Metro: (314) 673-JUNK (5865)

Call us. Text us. Email us. Send smoke signals. We’re faster than your mower ever was, and unlike that exercise equipment gathering dust in your garage, we actually show up and do the work.

Because in Missouri and Illinois, when your outdoor space needs professional intervention, you call the crew that’s been handling backyard chaos since 2005. That’s MrJunk®—where outdoor cleanup gets done right, and your yard gets its life back.

Licensed & insured • Available 7 days a week • Same-day service often available Serving Columbia MO, Lake Ozarks, Alton IL, St. Louis Metro, and all surrounding areas Family-owned • Locally operated • Community focused since 2005